Pursuant to the posted short story, as part of a several hour long conversation with Pascal yesterday, and a briefer one with Mr Porretto earlier today, I’m going to posit that the Nature of Evil is threefold:

1: Evil can cause suffering
2: Evil can enjoy witnessing suffering
3: Evil can profit from suffering

Yes, yes I know, non evil things can cause suffering like cancer yadda yadda. Don’t come here with semantic bullshit, I don’t want to hear it.

I have tried and tried to find a circumstance where this litmus test does not apply, and cannot find one.

For a person to be evil, they must meet one or more of the qualifications above. Discuss.

Update: Pursuant to an IM from reader Mike, yes, playing thje accordion IS evil, because it fulfils all three segments of the litmus test. Fortunately, it’s a minor evil. No, it’s not an altogether new kind of evil.