Vomitblogging
Just because Pascal asked for it.
In 76, the summer before my senior year, I went out with my mom, dad, sis, and my uncle Frank and aunt Rosie.
We ate in Griffith, in a little steak house called Mr Kenneys, which at the time was the best steak in the region.
And Frank got a migrane. No, he didn’t order it off the menu, it just came free of charge.
Anyway, because he was even more irritated by the heat in the restaurant and the smell of the cooking meat, he went out to the car to sit and rest his eyes.
We finished the meal quickly, so as not to make him sit there too long, and on the way home, fired up the air conditioning. THis was the Olds, the first car we ever had with air, a big deal at that time.
it also had power windows. Frank was sitting in the passenger seat and resting his head on the headrest, just enjoying the breeze. I’m in between frank and dad, who is driving. Sis is behind me, mom behind frank, Rosie behind Dad.
Rosie, ever sensitive, yells “Frank, roll your goddamned window up, Marion’s got the air on” She reaches up between the seat and the door to the master window control, and rolls up uncle Frank’s window.
A few miles further on, the closeness gets to Frank, and he turns his head….
and attempts to throw up out the closed window.
The puke- consisting of flabby limp chunks of the caesar salad, because he never got to the main course, spewed against the closed window with incredible force, dripped down the window and filled the bottom of the inside of the door. It stayed there a long time, and we could hear it slosh from time to time for the rest of that summer. The car smelled like puke for a long time after.
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Anyone else simply would have said “sour cream makes me puke.” Yet he loves buttermilk. Go figure.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. That was disgusting.
AS I am reading this my neighbours (from Ghana) are cooking shit and vomit from the smell of things… I am so not hungry now.
Thanks a lot, og.
You just sent me a on a trip down Amnesia Lane…
Yep, I had a drunk buddy try to puke through a rolled up window once.
The smell of that one…. Wow.
You know, it was the sloshing that got me :I
Thank you, Pascal… gack!
Sorry Jean. I was simply trying to help Og find another way to make cottage cheese more appealing.
Og: Given the nature of cottage cheese, this thread seems oddly counter to your purpose.
hey, I got nothing in me I can gack at the moment.
[strike those last two words Og] …oddly counter to your quest for improving the appeal of cottage cheese.
Ewwwwwww! But funny as hell. Og, another masterpiece. Wonderfully written. I felt like I was along for the ride.
hehehehe, at the time it wasn’t funny. Now it is, I love stories like that.
I got a Fatwa!
Urk.
I think I’ve determined that I have a strong preference for the crapblogging…
Maybe it’s just ME, but I woulda pulled the door open (or taken it to a mechanic) and cleaned it out.
Yeah, Pascal! You suck for this one! (shudders)
Okay. I hafta admit I know Og doesn’t need much encouragement. But I must draw a line here: in this instance, I am not sucking Broad.
I wouldn’t let you suck me anyway, Pascal. :P
Broad, you might want to reconsider that. PF is a good looking young widower with a big wad of cash and a beautiful old home.
Hey, he started it! Because you I’M always up for a good sucking …