Woke up. Got out of bed.
Fuck the comb.
Wife reminds me I didn’t get the daughter’s campaign stickers printed last night (she’s running for student council president) So I sprint off to the computer room where I pound out 72 small and 12 large self-adhesive full color glossy labels.
And then use the paper cutter to trim them into individual labels, because all I have are full sheets of label material.
And then I have to score the backs, because in cutting the full sheets not all the individual labels are crack&peel. Which you must do with a scalpel, the onlyu thing sharp enough with a smooth enough edge to cut through the backing and not the sticker itself. And i manage to get 71 and only mess one up and cut all the way through.
I still haven’t had my damned shower.
Then the wife shows me the notice about the “election party” which is after the normal school day, in the gym, and ends “Promptly at 4:00-5:30”
How the HELL can some4thing end promptly over the course fo an hour and a half?
This is the BEST school in the damned district. Good lord.
yeah, that’s pretty bad. my kids brought home their mother’s day presents yesterday. i had to send twenty buck to school to pay for the surprises. what would it be?
it was two full sized round cakes that the kids got to decorate. while nice that they do anything for moms at all, two freaking cakes for a single lady??? ugh.
so i oooohed and aaaahed about how pretty they are, but i’m not eating a bite! they are eating the cake, and by actual mother’s day tomorrow they should be in sugar comas. thank you, public school system!