Closer now, and you will see what I mean

Dozens of regular readers of Elisson’s blog are clawing out their minds eye.

I don’t blame them, normal people recoil at the mere reference of the things inside my head- but how was I to know that normal people read Eli’s son?

Anyway, welcome, to anyone brave- or foolish- enough to have found there way here from there.

If you haven’t read Neanderpundit before, or are a new reader, you’ll find that there’s a lot of raw shit here.

Fact is, that’s intentional. A lot fo people look at the pretty in life, and forget that there is a lot of ugly too. I’ve posted about this before.

I crapblog, because as Mel Brooks proved, farting is the funniest thing a man can think about. But also because I try to bear in mind that I am dust, and to dust i shall return. The finest gourmet meal in the world, the most delicately prepared truffle laden gravy made from the drippings of individual hummingbird breasts, is less than 24 hours away from being a turd.

I blog this way to remind people that for every silver lining, there’s a dark cloud. That every girl with a fine ass, must use that beautiful and well turned backside to pinch a loaf on a regular basis. That there is a lot about life that is beautiful and wonderful, but that there is hard work associated with it.