do NOT lick the bugzapper AGAIN.
Thanks to Vman for the obvious correction.
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I believe that is supposed to read “Do not lick the bugzapper again.”
What the fuck is wrong with you? Licking bug zappers and faulty typing…
I just turned half a century. You gotta get some thrills somewhere.
Is “lick the bugzapper” code? Only asking in light of “socialism” now being code for the “n-word” (at least according to the liberal media, politicos, and all) if said word is spoken by white folk (or conservative of any color).
I sure as fuck HOPE that was code.
If not I just emptied a portajohn pump truck into the local UAW headquarters ahead of schedule….
Dude, there’s no such thing as “ahead of schedule” for that action. It’s manure on the doorstep that you have to get the timing right.
Nothin’ like a few KV pumped into your tongue to give a Geezer a thrill.
If you wet your pecker before you…. uhhhhh…… nevermind.
In related news, hot coffee may cause burns to sensitive areas when spilled in lap.
My favorite lab safety sign: “Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.”
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I believe that is supposed to read “Do not lick the bugzapper again.”
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Licking bug zappers and faulty typing…
I just turned half a century. You gotta get some thrills somewhere.
Is “lick the bugzapper” code? Only asking in light of “socialism” now being code for the “n-word” (at least according to the liberal media, politicos, and all) if said word is spoken by white folk (or conservative of any color).
I sure as fuck HOPE that was code.
If not I just emptied a portajohn pump truck into the local UAW headquarters ahead of schedule….
Dude, there’s no such thing as “ahead of schedule” for that action. It’s manure on the doorstep that you have to get the timing right.
Nothin’ like a few KV pumped into your tongue to give a Geezer a thrill.
If you wet your pecker before you…. uhhhhh…… nevermind.
In related news, hot coffee may cause burns to sensitive areas when spilled in lap.
My favorite lab safety sign:
“Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.”