Teddy K passes away
The first casualty of Obamacare was, ironically, the man who fought a lifelong battle for nationalized health care. Brak, who visited the ailing senior senator tuesday, could not be reached for comment. A hispanic housekeeper was able to relate the following interchange between the President and Senator:
Brak: You’ve lived a long life.
Ted: mumflyx gremfley
Brak: and these pillows are so soft
Ted: (Feebly struggling)
Brak: You won’t feel a thing, and you will leave room for a younger, healthier person to take your place
Ted: …
Brak: I’m sure this is how you would have wanted it.
Now that made me laugh, thanks, Og.
It looks like you’ve been taking snark lessons from the Queen. She’s taught you well.
The Democrat Party has been split in two between the Clinton and Kennedy factions since the 90’s. That’s why the primary looked as it did – Obama was Kennedy’s candidate, for whom he threw all-out support. I guess now they’re the Clinton and Obama factions.
With Caroline the only one left and unfit for anything besides tottering around as the Uber-cocktail party hostess, I wonder what will get sucked-in to fill the vacuum of the Democrat vortex…puppies? A Pony? No, it would have to be some kind of vermin.
Another Kennedy goes to his reward with a fatal foreign object in his skull.
Ooh, unk, that’s cold.
Funny, but cold.
I put up my favorite Kennedy election poster.
Senator Kennedy is dead…
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Okay, am I the only one who’d be more comfortable if it actually was Brak, not Barack, in the White House?
Space Ghost for VP!
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