I have no earthly idea why
but my nutsack has the aroma of cornbread.
Pissing, at the customer today, someone at an adjacent pissoir said “Man, who’s got hot cornbread?”
I’ve showered three times today, too.
Update: A little inspiration.
Tuesday 08 Sep 2009
Dude, that’s awesome. Possibly a sign of a disease they’ll end up naming after you, but awesome nonetheless.
I don;t think I’d be able to resist saying “I got yer corn bread right here!”
I’m not gonna ask about why your nose was down that far…
Fuck it. I’m going to bed with a hot scientist.
I just keep having this mental image of you walking around saying “No shit! Smell my balls! C’mon, just take a whiff!”
Graumagus, I’ll see your mental image and raise you one – I saw “cornbread” and instantly thought of Michael Clarke Duncan’s character in The Green Mile saying “I smell me some cornbread”
Can you say “yeast infection”? I knew you could.
Now hustle to the drug store and get some Miconazole Nitrate 2% cream. It is sold to wimmen as a vaginal yeast cure (Vagisil and store-clones), and to men as an athlete’s foot cure. it’s cheaper (and you get a bigger tube) if you get the wimmen’s stuff.
Put a little on the palm and play with the boys for a bit and rub it in.
Do it twice a day, and the infection should be gone in 3-4 days.
There is also a OTC medicated shampoo sold, “Nizoral”, that has Ketoconazole 1% as the active ingredient. Shower and wash the affected areas with it, letting the suds stay on for several minutes.
Yeast infections can happen anywhere you sweat, and are easily transferred from the original source (your crotch) to hair, beard, anywhere you scratch, etc.
These infections can “bloom up” and look REALLY nasty, and you will itch like you had poison oak. Scratching spreads it, and there is a danger of a bacterial infection starting.
Treat it now, and for at least a week after it stops itching.
Sign me the Yeasty Beastie Boy. Because of my diabetes, I get it often.
Yuck.