Yeah, I’m the sick one!!!!
Joanna gives me a bit of grief about my most recent nutsack post.
And on her website, there’s an ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH of NANCY PELOSI.
(BTW, if you go there, be nice, her mom reads her blog so nothing off-color)(Or I will come fuck you up)
Nancy Freaking Pelosi. The woman whose neck wattles are less attractive by miles than my nutsack. And possibly hairier. The woman who, if she has another facelift, will have a goatee. The woman whose under-eye bags have nipples. The woman whose skin is so tight she has to sit carefully lest she plump and pop like a ballpark frank. The woman who- most disgustingly- has used taxpayer dollars to pay for a lifestyle so lavish that the executives of Enron would be embarrassed. And stories about my nutsack are the sick ones.
Just pulling your leg, J.
But you should still put the pictures of Pelosi below the fold.
I bet on any given day my nutsack is cleaner and smells better than Pelosi’s overtensioned neck wattles, too. Hey, if you want your significant other to pay any attention to the wobbly dangly bits, they aren’t exactly attractive so you have to at least keep them clean, they have to at the very least have that going for them.I can’t imagine what would make anyone want to look at Pelosi’s wobbly dangly bits.
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Omygod!!!! Pelosi’s wobbly, dangling bits…..now that’s a nightmarish picture to conceive of first thing in the mornin’, after only one cup of coffee! Damn, I’m glad that I haven’t had breakfast yet!
And then there was that pic of Rahm, snuggling up to Pelosi, and her obviously enjoying it….makes ya wonder if he didn’t Rahm it to her that evening.
Blecchh!!
Bob
III
yeah, verily, a clean nutsack is a good thing.
Pelosi cannot douche….she would dissolve, entirely.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Dish it out, take it … it’s all good.
Maybe I should put a “Viewer discretion is advised” warning in the sidebar.
Lol. Yep, good idea!
Pelosi would be improved by the addition of a sesame seed nad zit.
Couldn’t ya imagine those old, dry meat curtains. Flappin’ in the breeze as Harry rides her around on his electric scooter.
OR…
The old classic.
Two boiling slices of hot, double cheese pizza. Slapped together face first, then slowing pulled apart, the cheese glistening and stringing along in the morning dew.
OK, now I have two mental pictures stuck in my head,they are both fighting for control and my biggest fear is, ONE WILL WIN. Now where did I set that bottle? Yeah, here it is.
You people are sick. First I needed eyebleach – then I needed mindbleach.
Just kidding – very funny, yet strangely disturbing.
Remember, out there in the world is a poor, long-suffering Mr. Pelosi, who has had to wake up every morning to her gaze. He will assuredly float to heaven when he dies, having paid his penance here on earth since 1963.
Is it just my observation, or do really thin people (Pelosi, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper) all seem to age very badly, while more average shaped ones fare better?
Almost spewed Dr Pepper on the new monitor, while reading about pizza and cheese physics above.
You are a sick man Dick!! Nothing that a good shot or three of tequila won’t take care of.
As for Mr. Pelosi, he is just doing penance for believing what he saw in those beer goggles all those many years ago, was the real deal. That he is still “the Mr” only tells me he hasn’t the courage to take that final step when one has ended up having “Coyote sex” (and for all you youngsters out there, I am not talking about having relations with some well built 50 something, aka “Stifler’s Mother”)