In the TV season of 69-71, there was a little depatie-freleng toon that went by the name of “The Ant and The Aardvark”. The voices, which sounded like Jackie Mason and Dean Martin were actually both done by John Byner.

Today, I was stripping down out of my jeans and the 4″ crescent wrench I keep in my back pocket fell out and landed in just about the same damned place on my left toe that it had previously landed on my right.
The wrench was open about 1/4″, and the bruise on my toe looks very much like the mark you’d expect that tiny aardvark mouth to make, if it were to bite your toe.

I’m often surprised I can make it through a day.