Scar collector
As often as I have come across Ockhams famous razor in my travels, it has rarely cut me, though I’ve seen it wound others.
Me, I collect my share of scars through real life; my fingerprints have changed on all ten fingers in some way or another (not much, there is just a new scar on every fingertip)
My hands are covered wiht scars, but most of them are small enough that they aren’t too noticeable. The big ones are a scar on the left of my right middle finger, which came from a slip of a razor knife while cutting runners off a plastic model when I was ten. The divot on my right ring finger that corresponds to a table saw blade. The right thumbnail that never grows straight anymore.
Look a little closer, though, and you start to see that the skin is as much scar as it is skin. Some areas of the back of my hands don’t even sweat anymore. There are little scars, burn marks, slices over the whole surfaces of both hands, I imagine it’s hard to find a square inch that doesn’t have a small scar of one kind or another. The sheet metal of old vehicles, the sharp edges of machines, all have taken their toll on my hands and forearms. There are breaks too, the left middle finger and pinky have been smashed and broken several times, the foam-and-aluminum splints still in ther dresser drawer against the next inevitable injury.
My forearms have taken a beating the same way, but they also bear scratches from knife wielding drunks, a few hard burns from welding overhead, and a dimple by my left elbow where a crossbow quarrel stuck several inches into the meat of my left arm. I think there’s a couple pellets of lead in there too, the result of a dispute over the ownership of produce.
Life leaves its marks on you, if you leave the house once in a while, and sometimes those marks aren’t pretty. One of the reasons I never got a tat was the fact that I already have plenty of marks on me. I also haven’t found any images that I like adequately to look at forever, though someday I might get a muzzle print of a double rifle on my left shoulder with the legend “Molon Labe”
My toughest scars are on my right knuckle, now so toughened with callous that they are nearly invisible; the result of violent contact with a wicked set of front teeth many years ago. I have been a brawler, and there was a time I spoke first with my knuckles, and I was never too discriminate about what my knuckles said, or to whom. The scars on my knuckles remind me, and I try not to need my knuckles anymore. I also have a scar in my right calf where the ex whipped a cast iron stove grate at me like a ninja star, and it stuck. Won’t forget that any time soon.
What scars cost you most? Which ones bring back the most memories?
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Scars…
Tattoos with better stories, as I recently said at my site…
I have plenty- some medical in nature, my hernia operation when I was 5, an appendectomy at 16, actinic skin cancer excision at 35, repair of a herniated navel at 40.
Some were accidents or stupidity: a scar on the top and bottom of my left hand from an encounter with a stingray when I was 8, a bullet wound on my right knee from a poorly-thought-out test of a .22 bang stick when I was 18, two rather ugly scars on my sinister gluteus maximus from a painful diving accident and a subsequent coral infection…
Like you, a myriad of scars on my hands, arms and legs- souvenirs of attacks by everything from errant knives to rabid desks and angry marine crustaceans.
My worst patch of skin is the top of my head-
Being 6’5″, I have hit every manner of light fixture, ceiling fan, automatic door closer, open kitchen cabinet and low hanging tree branch imaginable. My scalp looks like 5 miles of bad road in Georgia…
If the life you’re living doesn’t give you a few scars, your doing it wrong.
TBG
http://www.listen2unclejay.com
I have a slick patch on my right elbow (road rash) and the arch across my abdomen (I like to pretend that the surgery robot was playing connect the dots, and if you take a marker to them it makes a dinosaur!).
And then there’s the fingernail on my right index finger, which hasn’t been right since I was, oh, sevenish? and I discovered that peeling it back in layers to the nail bed was a handy outlet for all that anxiety I was feeling. Sometimes in high school I took parts of it clean off.
Weirdly, once I finally accepted that it would never be normal again, it started growing back because I subconsciously left it alone.
The scars on my heart are the worst.
All The Best,
Frank W. James
Mr james, I know those scars, and I frankly don’t know how you cope. You are one of the strongest human beings I know.
The one across my gut and the back of my hands were the skin was graciously removed by a blast.
Or maybe where the steel was removed from my knee…
Honestly, they all got a little something.
Sadly, that question is a lot easier to answer since April ’08: the one running from my hip, down my right thigh, encircling my knee. Bouncing a motorcycle off a left-turning truck at 40 mph will do that to ya. Oh, and the one in mid-thigh where the femur exploded through it.
Gotta say, though, the ones Frank (a namesake!) mentioned are the most painful.
Read this this AM and was thinking, “I must skate, because I don’t really have any big — as Tam says — whamdidgeous (sic) scars. Life must treat me alright.”
Then I started taking inventory.
As the old Jimmie Dickens song goes, they may be little, but they’s loud. Just about every square inch of my hands and forearms has these little faint lines, like a palimpsest on parchment. And then there’s my shins. There’s what looks like chunks out o the bones.
And every one has a story — usually starts out, “Yeah, that was a pretty stupid move. See, I was…”
You gotta knack for finding these buttons, mate.
M
And when I find ’em, I’m too damned dumb not to just push ’em as hard as I can. Apologies in advance when ido inappropriately, I just have no filters.
Oh, that’s OK. The results are always amusing.
M
I only have one major scar that I know is there but I rarely see. A few days after we got back from our honeymoon I had to go to the hospital with pains from the “cul-de-sac” Apparantly all the water from the hot indoor personal swimming pool and 10 foot tall champagne glass hottub did not do any good to my two best friends, in fact it cut blood flow and I needed surgery immediately. Noone could see any blood flow and to my dismay they said they may have to remove them if they were too twisted. The new bride and I were certainly planning on having children, and we hadn’t used any contraceptives on our honeymoon, so she left me right then to get blood drawn to see if she was pregnant already. They took me in to surgery, did a fillet-o-Joe on the “cul-de-sac” To be sure that everything was working OK they had to cut everything right up the middle like you would if you were laying out a frog for 8th grade science.. I woke up from surgery unable to move my legs thanks to the spinal block. SO after freaking out about that and then sent from recovery to my room I found that they were able to save my “two best friends” and that my wife was indeed pregnant.
Oh and I can thankfully say that everything does work because we had baby #2 2 years later.
A couple from the v-ectomy.
One l-shape from angle iron I torched in my forearm. Arrow in my wrist.
What’s really awkward is the skin not staying attached to my fingertips. Peels off regularly to raw.
Nothing like the scars my Savior wears.
Lots of small ones here and there but like some others the ones that still hurt are on the heart.
I thought I had a fair collection. Nothing like what you all sport.
Except for the appendix scar, which is mostly faded, none of them stand out; the stuff that hurt the worst, like the !_(#*&&&! burn on my left hand, healed up very nicely. All the visible scars are just “You expect me to remember what caused ONE of these?”
It would actually be easier to describle the portions of myself which do not carry scars of one some kind.
Can’t say that life hasn’t been interesting so far!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Like Frank said… the ones on your soul hurt most.
Although kids sometimes think I survived a Great White attack when they see my beat up leg. :-)
Most of my physical scars remind me that every one of them was worth it in some way or another. Lessons learned in blood.
I have a blue-black callous bruise mark on the hairy knuckle of my left big toe. It’s from constantly banging motorcycle up-shifts. The other physical scars, the almost lost finger, the attempt to perforate my cheek with a stick, and the open hand glass-slice are all gone…
Dang, Og! A crossbow quarrel? Now that’s a wound to brag about! What happened to the other guy?
Oh, I have a few small motorcycle wreck scars on the face, barely visible now. The ones which remind me of my misdeeds seem to be mostly internal joint aches, and lack of mobility in said joints.
Oh, and the obligatory Shakespeare quote:
“He jests at scars, who has never seen a wound.”
Well I dozed off in the back of the bus to the drone of the Greyhounds throttle, and I woke to crack of a paper sack and a cork poppin’ from a bottle. “I tell you son,” the old man said, “it was hell in world war two” As he rolled up his pant leg, I saw the wood that filled his shoe. The younger man who followed him in opened up his vest, showed the older soldier where he caught one in the chest. Both of them had purple hearts for the hell that they’ve been through. Well I don’t have no purple heart – mine’s just black and blue!
Oh love is a never ending war. March me into action and we’ll train for what’s in store. You win some and you lose some but I believe in what I’m fightin’ for. Oh love is a never ending war.
They where half-way through that bottle and they where gettin’ high. I never fought in those two wars but Lord my throat was dry. So I showed them scars and stitches inflicted by Maria, but I didn’t think that would give me a drink so I blamed it on Korea. I parted my hair and I showed them where I got shrapnel from a grenade, I just couldn’t tell it was where Annabelle broke a glass of lemonade. How that I’ve been tortured by the blade of a bayonet, I’ll never forget that hot August night and the fingernails of Jeannette.
Oh love is a never ending war. March me into action and we’ll train for what’s in store. You win some and you lose some but I believe in what I’m fightin’ for. Oh love is a never ending war.
As I neared my destination, I saw tears well in their eyes, partly from the drinkin’, but mostly from my lies. They stood up to salute me as I stepped down from the bus, and out of the open window they yelled, “Give her hell for us!”
Oh love is a never ending war. March me into action and we’ll train for what’s in store. You win some and you lose some but I believe in what I’m fightin’ for. Oh love is a never ending war.