House Resolution 3011
Seems to be saying (And I am not a lawyer nor do I speak legalese) that you cannot parody the TSA.
So just for the TSA, and while we still can, here’s my new lyrics to “Feels good INC” by Gorillaz.Listen to the music, and sing along the new lyrics below.
“Bad touch Inc.”
Hahahahahahahahaha,
bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch………
You gotta go through us if you wanna fly.
I just want to grope but I don’t know why
So I slap and squeeze and grab everything I see
You wont get out the country, if you don’t pass me
I gotta feel you up if you wanna go.
The terrorists go by cause I just don’t know.
They don’t concern me now cause they’re everywhere.
My fingers just made contact with some pubic hair!.
[Chorus:]
Pervert, pervert TSA.
groping gramma everyday
Little kids or fat hausfrau
Anybody, Anyhow
Love to squeeze your daughter’s ass
And you can’t give me no sass
Pervert pervert TSA
everybody get in line…
Like to grope those mall rats, fat cats,
Jamming our fingers up their nutsacks ,
stick those panties in ass cracks
inappropriate attack.
Shit, I’m feeling up this hot chick here
rub my fingers all in her rear
Watch me as I grab your mom
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna feel her,
This squealer,
With no sound
You’re in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Can’t fight with us
With no sound
You kill the INC.
So bend down, spread it, spread it
if you want to Jet Ahead.
Yo, watch the way I grab your gramma
Hahahahahhaa
Bad touch, AHHHHahahahah [x4]
[Chorus]
Bend down, spread it, spread it
We will stick our flashlights in it
Steady,
Watch me spread your sphincter out,
Ahahahahahhaa.
bend down, spread it, spread it
We will jam it in and break it
Steady, watch me masturbate
Ahahahahahhaa.
Bad touch, AHHHHahahahaha
Bad touch,
Bad touch, AHHHHahahahaha
Bad touch….
I will make fun of what I fucking please, lese majeste be damned.
Gramaugus, to have “Lese majeste”, don’t we have to HAVE a “Mageste”?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but we ran the last representatives of a “Majeste” off this land at the point of guns some 235 years ago.
Those aspiring to the position of “Majeste” would do well to remember that, because there are still guns here, in fact a lot more of them.
All the above notwithstanding, I read the Bill, and I believe that the section you are referring to is Section 295, which modifies an existing law, the purpose of which is to deter folks from pretending they are the TSA by copying their logos, etc.
While blogging would be covered as it describes media, parody is NOT covered, only the pretense of being TSA.
Refer also 18 USC (1) (33) Subs. 709
Of additional information, for those of us with Commercial Driver’s Licenses (CDLs) is the Hazmat Endorsement provision. If you don’t already have one on your CDL, better hit the books, take the test and get that endorsement, because after this Bill passes, all such issuance will then have to go through the TSA, and they haven’t even figured out how to reach down into 50 different State Motor Vehicle Bureaus and run that program, so it looks like such issuance will be tied up for quite a while. Also, whereas now it’s just a chippy State beef if you are caught with HazMat on your vehicle without an endorsed CDL, it will probably become a Federal beef after the Bill passes. For example, carrying relatively small amounts of ordinary things, but those which require placarding, can be a violation if you have no manifest, placard, endorsement or whatever niceties the law requires.
We don’t have official royalty, just assholes in Washington who think they are.