On my forehead
there is a scar- dead in the middle, like the coin slot to the worlds most hideous bank- that I got in Atlanta twenty, maybe twenty five years ago.
I was pulling power to a machine for the IWF at the Georgia World Trade center They had brought a box out to the booth, and i stood in front of it to see where I could best connect it. The box had no front cover, that I could see, but that was the sort of slipshod work I had come to expect from the contractors there.
So I had an upside down bucklet, and with the machine’s power cable in my hand, I bent forward and sat down…
…. and cloned myself right in the forehead with the open door of the cabinet.
See, I had been looking at the door exactly edgwise on, and when i sat down i drove the corner of the sheet metal door right into my forehead. It laid me out. The pain was pretty incredible, and I immediately clapped my hand to my forehead, but itr came back clean, it wasn’t bleeding,. I didn’t get this, but I figured maybe I’d gotten lucky, so I winced with the pain and went back to working.
I had laid the power cables out in a flat quoyle and as I tamped down the coils to make sure they stayed flat (They would be covered with carpet later) I noticed that the quoyle had a bright red target at it’s center. Then the drops of blood started to come off my eyebrows. I put my hand to my forehead again, and it came back red and wet.
I got as much off as I could with a rag and went to the first aid room, people staring at me as I went. They wiped me down a bit further and daubed on some antibiotics, then put on a big band aid. They gave me some extra bandaids and a few packets of antibiotic cream, and I went back to work.
At night, in my room, I noticed the reason people were staring at me: the blood had covered my forehead and stopped at my eyebrows like a rain gutter; it had proceeded to run down my nose and the sides of my face until I looked like I was wearing a red spartan’s helmet.
I used a hotel shower cap to protect the head while I took a shower, then carefully wiped at my forehead (In those days, the scar was slightly above my hairline, now it’s far below it) and I gently tried the wound to see if it was healing, and SLIPPED MY FINGER UNDER MY SKIN AND TOUCHED MY SKULL.
I have been creeped out before and since, but not like that.
You should always try never to touch your skull.
Anyway I kept it bandaged and kept ointment on it so it’s not heavily visible unless I point it out, but it’s one of those scars that I see every day that remind me maybe I should pay closer attention.

Hardest door to see is the edge on one.
Seeing your own bones is pretty scary.
Good story.
“You should always try never to touch your skull.”
Words of wisdom, right there.
You skull finger-fucked yourself. Nice. I’ll never top that.
I never thought of it that way, but now im creeped out and strangely aroused.
Mine would be “You should always try to never count the teeth of a bandsaw blade with the bone of your index finger.”
Argg! You’re ready to be a pirate, you survived the equivalent of a cutlass wound…
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