I haven’t had a lot of fun this year
The cause? Incessant ringing in my ear
I’ve had alot of trouble with my auricle
But that’s the fault of wounds that are historical.

I saw an ENT some years ago
he whirled me in a chair both to and fro
and blew warm air into my ear to see
if there was something seriously wrong with me

“Rocks in your head” he said and then I went away
and dealt with vertigo from day to day
But now this ringing causes me some strife
it nullifies my quality of life

So off to new MD I did proceed
and when there told him, hopeful- of my need
Some poking prodding, questions and a test
revealed to him what treatment is the best

I’ll take some Doxycyclene for four weeks
as well as prednisone to spring some leaks
in clogged-up nasal passages I’ve got
or so he says (And really, he’s the doc)

And after that to see if I can cope
or if he in my nose must further poke.
Ballon rhynoplasty is the last
resort if I won’t deal as if in past

the deviated septum, by the book
(Result of bruiser with a hot left hook)
should be rebroke and set to make it right
but if I don’t need that I will not fight

A boring blogpost this indeed has been
Much too much schnotty info for most men
But of my feelings you will get the gist;
Thank God he’s not a gynecologist.