Neanderpundit

at just how ridiculously busy I am. I have a huge number of irons in the fire, and it doesn’t look like seeing the end of any of it soon. Ah, well. Nothing some time and money won’t resolve, wish I had a little of either right now.

I wrote this ages back, thought I pressed post but I can’t find it, so here it is again. Sorry if this is a story I’ve already told.

The Shot show is a good place to booth graze; just about everyone has a bowl filled with candy or something, and an astute person with a good pancreas can feed himself or herself handily from the various booths.

Some of the booths have bowls of other things, Glock and Ruger sometimes have nice cloisonne pins, the ladies at Fausti have elegant little keychains, the laser people usually have laser cut samples in big tupperware bowls.

One of the booths close to ours is a manufacturer of mold-to-fit hearing protection, and they have a big bowl of them on their counter; the kits come with a brightly colored moldable plastic which you knead into your ear canal and wait for it to harden, and they make for pretty good hearing protection. They must have hundreds of samples there for you to look at, some people mold their game-ears into them, etc.

I’m standinga cross the aisle looking at some really nice leather goods, and I see a guy come walking through, nice looking guy, nice suit. He walks past the earpro booth, and in one smooth motion, reaches into the bowl, grabs a handful of the molded earplugs, and pops them into his mouth.

Two seconds later he’s bent over, resting his hands on his knees horking up a couple pieces of plastic, while everyone watches in horror. A couple go up as if to assist, he raises his hand to stop them, catches his breath, picks up the offending items off the floor with his handkerchief, and tosses them into a garbage can before resuming his stroll. I really have seen everything now.

About every two years. There’s an Apple faction, and an Android faction. Ordinarily the Apple faction is sales and other dumbasses, with a few power users; the Android folks are mostly engineers.

I’m clearly in the Android camp, predominantly because of the apps and the fact that Jobs never touched it. I dislike the whole cloyingly self righteous fanbois bullshit, and frankly, can do more with my phone than I need, so it’s plenty good for me.

And when the damned phone updates it makes me nuts for a month while I try to get it back to the SETTINGS I WANTED AND HAD PERFECT BEFORE YOU UPDATED THEM.

Lollipop my ass.