Neanderpundit

When I would long for the Clinton presidency.

Now, I don’t, but I do remember it being more moderate than this. See, Billarry understood something the right doesnt: The right believes that their lost consitiuency is to the left of them, but it’s to the right. If you want the 30% or so of voters that nobody seems to be reaching, you don’t become more liberal, you become more conservative. Billary got elected and moved to the right of their campaign position and stayed there. And got re-elected. And would have continued to get re-elected if it were possible. All this is a carefully kept secret of the media, and will always be.

As far as Billy and Air Fuck One: Can you imagine the conversation?

Algore: Mr President, I wanted to go on this diplomatic mission but apparently Kim Jong Eal has no respect for a green statesman such as myself.
Bill: Are they hot?
Algore, Mr President, these are my employees! I cannot comment on their appearance, that would be inappropriate!
Bill: They’re asian, right? Man, I love those skinny little asian girls!!
Algore: Mr President, I wish you would keep your hands off my employees.
Bill: OK, al, I’ll hop on over there and pick them up for you. But you owe me one for this! And I better not catch any damned asian crabs or anything. I wonder if it’s true about the sideways…
Algore: Mr President!!!
Bill: Can it al, you fat loser. Why don’t you fuck Hillary once and see what it does to your libido?

Avert your eyes.

Update: Here’s a link to another site with the video.

And the above wierdness is courtesy of my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny.

It is so important in life to get the chance to express yourself to your full potential. It is a refreshing and fulfilling experience to let people know how you feel, to spread the word on your opinions, thoughts and feelings.

In life we get up to a lot. Some of us live our lives more than others. Play free bingo, walk the dog, get married and jump from a plane, whatever you choose to do, put your everything into it. Your life and your soul should be imprinted in your every word. I hope you enjoy reading Cash for Codgers.

With the advent of the new ØCare, and the difficulties people will encounter, I figure, why not?

Have a gall bladder that needs to be removed? Stop on by the local clinic- and bring Aunt Edna with you. Doctors will pound some digitalis down her to destroy her internal organs so there won’t be any liklihood of her coming back around to bug you. And you’ll feel so much better, having had your Gall bladder repaired while subtracting an aging consumer from our medical welfare rolls!

here’s a fee schedule that I think will make some sense.

Heart surgery? Two geezers.
Colonoscopy? one geezer or two dogs.
Boob job? five geezers and a bowl of goldfish. And one abortion.
Liver replacement? One geezer and all his clothes, and a cat.

Yours in comments. Inspired by Pascal.