Neanderpundit

What’s fun is laying on your back on the cold concrete floor while you take the last bolt out of the skid plate under the explorer.

You don’t KNOW that it’s the last bolt- you think there are three more.

But it’s the last bolt. And all 35 lbs of hotrolled steel skid plate come thundering down.

On your face.

Yeah, that’s fun.

Whoo hoo.

My testicles have retracted clear up into my abdomen, seeking elusive warmth. My balzac resembles nothing so much as a dried apricot.

Well, a dried apricot the size of a soccerball.

Still.

It’s all the way to ten! Double Digits! Man, I’m gonna strip down to my swim trunks and take a dip in the cement pond!!