Neanderpundit

Bed is good. Out of bed suxxors.

Dreampt that the FDA had stopped regulating the amount of suff in the food, and just started making the producers label it, and the “Included” items had to be the same size lettering as the main ingredient

So the shelves were filled with “Salmon with .00008% Mercury” and “Tuna with razorblade pieces” and “Beef stew with metal shavings”. The “Fancy albacore with traces of kitty litter” was flying off the shelves, but plenty of the “Fancy albacore with traces of used kitty litter” was available for the asking.

I got myself some green beans with steel wool, figuring I need the iron anyway, and if there were big chunks I could get them with a magnet. While standing in line there was a guy with a can of “campbells cream of birds nest soup with bird snot”. He just looked at me as if to say “I already knew that”. He had a colander over his face so I couldn’t tell if it was Eli’s son.

For Mr B’s blog, I have this song running through my head.

Actually, it coiuld be a lot worse, Billy Joel is a talented musician, if he has had a tendency to latch onto musical trends just after they sunset everwhere else.

And if you’re not reading B on a regular basis, why not? Not many are capable of his degree of pragmatism; while everyone else yaps about bullshit we can’t change, B is out doing actual shit to change things.