Neanderpundit

If I could write like this, I’d just stay home and read shit I wrote all day long. Read now.

Someone had to be the first one to jam a toadstool in his cakehole and say “yeah, that’s pretty good!” or a piece of raw tuna, or a slice of calves brains, or a cup of soup made from duck’s blood.

All of the things you can eat that taste yummy were foreign to someone, once, like tomatoes. Someone has to be the first, and for this reason I’m combining Marmite with other foods to see which ones work well together. I do the hard work so you don’t have to.

BTW Marmite on a nicely rare cheddar cheeseburger is quite lovely, and I’ve been thinking of using it as a sort of a ‘Damp” rub on steaks, a fillet smeared with a dab of marmite and grilled and sprinkled with some blue cheese is a treat for the gods.

Also: Few know, because those chapters of Genesis were removed, that the original Week was twenty six days long, but since the Archangel Michael convinced God to put Monday at the beginning of the week, it sucked nineteen days out of the week and left us with seven.