Neanderpundit

In 543,552 languages in 483 planets in 12 galaxies,”Obama” means “statist asshole”. Not including Lepton-4 where “oweba-mah” means “purulent discharge”.

The proximity of the ear to a cellphone decreases, inversely, the driver’s ability to sense the presence of the acceleraor pedal.

The only thing keeping the women pros from having a greater money maker than the PGA tour’s Masters is for the LPGA to agree on whether to call their tournament The Mistresses or The Madames.