July 2006

Welcome to Fucktard Friday

Root canal this afternoon. Wish me luck! by this time tomorrow I may be in stir for ripping off his head and shitting down his neck.

Ogmeet rules:

First of all:

You are responsible for any and all costs incurred during the blogmeet. I ain’t no fortunate son, folks. Meals, range fees, they’re on you. Act accordingly.

You are responsible, if you come to the range, for confirming that you comply to state, federal, and local laws. Do not assume that you can show up with a full auto Barret 50 caliber. Make the calls. Remember that Cicero closely borders the People’s Republick of Chicago, and Mayor Daley would love nothing so much as to haul your ass to jail for having a weapon in his lovely, crime free city.

Anyone who needs directions or etc. should leave questions in comments or mail me at mhardig-at-aol-dot-com

And be safe, above all.

Oh, yeah, and no pooftas.

Alright, we’ll make an exception for Dude.

As you drag those cans to the curb

Think to yourself: “Why did I schedule my surgery on the same weekend as the ogmeet? My liver isn’t really that bad.” and tap yourself lightly on the face. Think of the hundreds (well, dozens. Okay, five) people you’re going to miss by not attending, and all the naked table dancing by Leslie good times you’re going to miss, and the additional missed opportunities for blowing stuff up. Think of what you’re doing instead. The kid will have hundreds of baseball games, There will be thousands of re-enactmente. There will only be ONE Ogmeet 2006. What were you thinking?

Now, go forth and have a good day.

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