Neanderpundit

So vivid i thought i was awake. Went to visit a customer for the holidays. Though it was a planned visit we discovered they were in the middle of their holiday meal. And they were nudists.

R said “you dont have to take off your clothes, but we hope you will stay for dinner”.

Since all the other women present were over 60, nothing appeared above the table to prove nudity. It was just possible to imagine everyone had just gotten out of the pool.

So we sat down to our Swanson frozen dinners.

Peel back foil to expose tater tots.

To wash away my grief, or at least offer me some solace. For Max, the rain took a week coming and when it did arrive it was a cold hard rain. As if G-d himself knew how cold and gutted i was, and had only the numbness of cold to offer me.

Partners friends and onetime tenants have a pair of heelers which i got to meet saturday. It helped, though not enough. Not yet.

You can manage cameltoe in fencing pants, you might want to go up a size. Just sayin, lady. You’re at least 60. Nobody needs to see that.