I know that helen thomas is not long on thought

And that she probably has no idea that Jerusalem belonged to the Jews for a few years more than she might think- the original temple was built in 957BC by Solomon, futhuchrissakes, and Islam didnt show up until what, 570 AD? 1500 years later? God forbid the old geeze crack a book once in a while, or learn a fact. Shit, she lived through most of the shit, you’d think she’d remember.

As for Bob Etheridge, mail that bastard, or call his office, and demand he quit right this very minute.

“Who are you” indeed. We’re the people who sign your paycheck, you asswipe.

To the guy in the blue Maxima:

Look, wait until you are alone and have a few minutes free. Pull down your pants, and let your hands hang freely at your sides. Your palms will be very near to your thighs. Put your hands on your thighs, and slowly slide them toward the back. You will notice a rounded protruberance on either side.

That, my incapable-of-using-turnsignals friend, is your ass.

Now: Press firmly, and your head should pop right out!

For your reading pleasure.

Don’t know if I’ve ever linked it before, but I’m a huge fan of Red Meat. If you’re not a regular reader already, you’ll have fun with the archives. Here’s one of my personal favorites:, and one that Partner and I both like just fine. Max Cannon also has links to some other sites, like Superdickery, proving that Superman is a dick

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