I have a propensity

for surreptitiously urinating on the door handles of Priuses (prii?). Today, after having insured that I could not be observed, I baptised one such prius in a parking lot near where I was working, and schadenfreude, usually my arch enemy, caused the Prius in question to be the property of one hated safety moron at my customer’s location.

Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.

I’d lose my head

if it wasn’t so damned ugly it sticks out like a wedding dick. I mean, you can’t miss the thing.

On the other hand, I have lost my damned GPS and my good shooting glasses.

I am about to start ransacking the house with a chainsaw.

SKS for sale.

Hardly worth selling out of state, but I have a Yugo SKS, including about 350 rounds, bandolier, strippers, two cleaning kits,(buttstock and bandolier) asking $330. Ugly gun, but very functional. I’d be hanging onto it but I now have an M1 carbine, which i like much more. I’ll be at the Indy 1500 this weekend, if anyone wants to have a look. A decent and nearly indestructible truck gun.

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