This one’s for Roberta

Because scatology need not only involve poo

Anyway, in 76, I was visiting the Henry Ford with the rents, (Back then it was called “Henry Ford’s Museum”)and we had spent an afternoon in Windsor, looking at those kooky Canadians.

It had rained, and was still wet, and I was wearing jeans, a dago T, and water buffalo sandals

As I sloshed my nearly bare feet through puddles I held my left arm by my side, and my right arm at an angle like a bodybuilder flexing. See, I had a boil under that arm, and it hurt like hell. I’m not afraid to say that putting my arm down nearly made me weep in pain- it was a doozy of a boil.

Anyway, we were only going to be in Windsor for a couple of hours so we went to get some souveniers. I bought a small tin box with a mountie silkscreened on top, which had a similarly decorated handkerchief inside. My sister got a pair of gaudy earrings, and I think I also got a little cast iron cannon.

We’re walking along the shore, looking across the river at Detroit, and I felt the strong urge to scratch my armpit. As I lifted my arm and began gingerly touching the boil, it burst with some force, squirting a stream of pus and crap… into the hair of a short woman passing by.

I started to stop her to tell her, and thought, discretion being the better part and all, to shut the fuck up and move on.

I moved away from our group and squeezed out the balance of the crap, as best i could, and stuffed my (New!) handkerchief under my armpit to stem the tide of blood that was now draining there.

I was able to put my arm down for the rest of our trip, which was nice. I still have the tin box, I think, but the handkerchief got thrown out that very day.

I often wonder what happened when that woman returned home to find a big glob of pus in her hair.

Memreeez.

A few minor changes to Wiki.

At the end of 2009, Obama launched the Great Purge, a major campaign of political repression. During his continued repressions, millions of people who were a threat to the Liberal politics or suspected of being such a threat were executed or exiled to slave labor camps in remote areas of Southern Africa or Central Alaska, where many more died of disease, malnutrition and exposure. A number of formerly majority groups in America were forcibly resettled for political reasons. Obama’s rule, reinforced by a cult of personality, fought real and alleged opponents mainly through the security apparatus, such as the NKVD. In 2012, Joseph Biden, Obama’s eventual successor, denounced Obama’s rule and the cult of personality, thus initiating the process of “de-Obamaization“.

History is what you make of it, because I can, and will.

I’m sure that Tom is a nice guy.

He sounds like he just wants what’s best for him and his family- if he is actually what he says he is, which is neither here nor there. So I’m not about anything but pointing out to him he’s a moron. That’s not a value judgement, it’s an observation. Tom is a moron in the way some people have blonde hair and some have hairy arms. It’s descriptive of his nature, it is not an insult. Witness: He has two basic points to make: He feels that Obama is better for the country than McCain, and Nyeah Nyeah, Obama’s going to win anyway, what are you going to do about it?

As to the latter, he may well be right- in fact I’m pretty sure he his. And what I’m going to do about it, is suffer, just like every other American, just like Tom. He has no idea of the suffering he’s going to acquire, because, as I stated before, he’s a moron. People think that this is “name calling” or some kind of a value judgement, but it most certainly is not. It is an observation- because the idea that he feels so strongly about Obama is blatant illustration of the fact that he has a: not researched the deception, corruption, subterfuge, and blatant cheating taking place in the campaign, b: made himself aware of the patently criminal activities of Obama and his cronies which is the direct and assignable cause of the financial crisis we now exerience, or c: is willing to set all that aside in favor of his feelings that America will be soooo much better than before if the Obamessiah is elected.

This can only be the acton of someone who is so infatuated with his image of Obama that the obscene actions of Obama are not important- I.E., a moron. I don’t know enough about Tom to make value judgements about him, but I do know enough to say, unequivocally, he’s a moron, because normal people don’t vote for Obama. Pitiably, the planet is populated with morons.

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