Factlet of the day

Sarah Palin’s Grandchild-To-Be is the Kwisatz Haderach. Even in the womb, he can already sense the people whose life he will snuff out.

I know something about constant pain

But I’ve done stuff to deserve to be in constant pain. kelly hasn’t. Go give her some love. Or Dick will send pictures of his shrivelled up empty nutsack to your mom.

Factlet of the day

Sarah Palin knew that her unborn child had Downs syndrome, and could have used her powers to squeeze out the extra chromosome, but chose not to, because merely being governor and running as VP would not have been challenging enough.

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