Neanderpundit

hot nurse is definitely the way to go.

My eyebrows have started to leave the range. I still keep them trimmed, of course, but left to their own devices they’re soon wandering all over my face, I get eyebrow hairs two inches long, seemingly overnight.

They’ll be controlled, for now. Eventually I’ll let them grow (as they turn white) and I’ll give them names, and make Andy Rooney’s bushy caterpillars look teeny by comparison.

Dancing around at 4:37. It was an actual earthquake. For the three of us who were awake for it.