The TSA

has my thanks for this, at least:

watching a line of women bend over and lift one leg after another to remove their shoes, has NOT decreased the quality of my life.

Perfect timing

Headcold. With the prerequisite positional vertigo. Just 24 hours before I get on a plane for Vegas. because it’s so much fun to rattle around the otoconia

James Burnette Wangs his Chung

or is that Chungs his Wang?

and reminisces about the good old days.

Damn, his good old days aren’t all that old

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