Neanderpundit

My testicles have retracted clear up into my abdomen, seeking elusive warmth. My balzac resembles nothing so much as a dried apricot.

Well, a dried apricot the size of a soccerball.

Still.

It’s all the way to ten! Double Digits! Man, I’m gonna strip down to my swim trunks and take a dip in the cement pond!!

THREE.

In parts of Florida, it is SNOWING.

SNOWING in FLORIDA.

My heating bill rapidly approaches my mortgage payment.

WHERE’S MY GLOBAL WARMING, MR GORE?