Alright.

If you are an engineer, and your desk is always immaculately clean, with nothing spread out on it, no parts around, nothing stacked up anywhere, you just don’t have enough workload. Life should be a lot like juggling five flaming hedgehogs whilst frying bacon naked.

I have spoken.

That awkward time

between wanting to do yardwork, and being cold enough to make the hunting good.

Please, just one good snow. That’s all I want. Can’t we get Al Gore to come lecture for a while? That would do it, I’m sure.

Bambi: Harshing my mellow.

I WILL KILL HIM!

Or his mom.

Or his sister.

I have decided not to cut my hair until I murder bambi or one of his relatives.

Showering, on the other hand, I will still be doing 3 times a day. I’m not a damned hippie.

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