“Shaking like a blind lesbian at a weenie roast”

You have to go read this:

Mike Adams, a new columnist in my book, has taken the time to splain to one of his students why he did poorly in his class.

Now, I’ve written a few things.

Mike, on the other hand, grabs this entitlement-class white trash snot by the collar (figuratively, of course) and gives him the lowdown on education, absenteeism, and gaming the system, while writing a good hunting story, lampooning Petards, cracking wise about blind lesbians, and feeding the underpriveleged. It’s like watching a one-legged man actually WINNING an ass-kicking contest. Then he offers a lesson in hunting and real life, which doubtlessly the student would decline. Especially good are the comments, which show off the mental prowess of all the skeeving fucktards that you might expect who disagree.

Hat tip Nathan, who ganked it from Kathy Shaidle

He’s got a real purty mouth on him, ain’t he?

Deliverance on AMC. I’m always amazed by this movie- by the fact that people were suprised by the inbreeding, by the way the city folks were shocked at the way the backwoods folks acted, by the youth of John Voight and Burt Reynolds.

On the other hand, let’s let the Blue Staters keep thinking this is what the Red States are like.

Not once

or twice, but three times, I have had this conversation in the last week:

All the engineers of the world, working from the beginning of time to the present day, tremble in fear before the skills of one motivated moron. -og

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