Neanderpundit

Yes, I know I’ve been remiss, I’ve been out of town. Nothing has changed, of course, the expressways still suck pretty badly.

To the woman driving the Hummer? With the vanity plate? the woman who is smaller than one of the tires? CONSIDER GETTING A VEHICLE WHOSE WINDOWS YOU CAN SEE OUT OF. YOU CANNOT SEE ANYTHING CLOSER THAN 40′ AWAY, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T SEE ABOVE THE WINDOW LEDGE.

Oh, and HANG UP AND DRIVE.

In other news: I had, after three or four weeks work, found an alternate route that while it had about 34,879 stoplights, was at least not under construction. Of course, while I was in Arkansas murdering armadillos, the Illinois DOT decided to DESTROY THAT ROAD TOO.

::sigh::

You DOT fuckweeds are all brain damaged.

Acidman, Vman, and a cast of characters met in Jeckyll Island recently for a couple days of down south debauchery. (I won’t mention the ladies in deference to their reputations) The kinda thing, that, if I didn’t have about 30,000 alligators snapping at my heels, I’d have loved to attend. Looks like it was a good time.

I did, however, stumble across these pics, whcih I believe are Catfish. Damn, I wish he’d put on a bathrobe.

Yep, 50 years ago today, Dic “Da Dad” daley was inaugurated. Starting a reign of corruption unequalled in North America.

Dickey “Da Kid” “Little Boots” daley is now acting like royalty, letting commoners kiss the daley ass ring.

Congrats, you leeches. One of the reasons I believe in a Creator and in an Eternal reward is that it comforts me, knowing that you will live for all eternity, your pain being continuously amplified. At this point, all the tortures of Man could not repay you for your unbridled greed and evil. You are a stain on the fabric of humanity.