Neanderpundit

that gave me dysentery, but it’s impressive. Up all last night, my ass is on fire. I have graduated directly to Tucks.

Last night in mass I felt the gurgling of gas and liquid nastiness and felt a giant bubble of gas queuing up in the Fart Deployment area, and I managed to hold it back until we left, but I fear I may have cropdusted my way through a group of little old ladies. As it was I was tickled just to be able to trust those farts.

We watched the Mystery marathon and went to bed. I think the daughter may have been up texting hotlips. I’m happy to have seen the end of 2013

It puts the lotion on it’s skin
Feeling healthy? We can fix that.
Real porn titles.
Virtual stuff.
Miserable customers.
Hey, is that your food on my dog?

Most of the rest of the good sites I stumbled on this year, I can’t share here. Not like this is a family blog, but some of them were downright…. whoa.

Pratchett’s “Long Earth”.

gaah.

Why is it that the authors that are brilliant- I mean, truly gifted- at writing seem to not be able to read?
I mean, the book is so extraordinarily well written, and then you start to peel away they layers and it’s so full of bullshit the stench is overwhelming.

Peaceful self governing people go off to start a brave new world where there is niceness and goodness and above all lots of sharing.
Icky guns fall apart if taken to the other worlds.
Ancient, peaceful cultures are accidentally erased from the timeline by messing about with radioactive materials, which no civilized person should ever do.
The new worlds will always have enough of everything for everyone so why bother with territories?
Those stupid Americans just keep fucking everything up.
Freedom is OK for peaceful people but if you have any warlike tendencies your freedoms should be curtailed and you should be re educated.
Anyone who tries to impede progress is bad, because all “Progress” is good. Right?

Its as if the people who write this shit don’t read.

G-d deliver us from the morons who think commusocialcollectivism will work if they just do it hard enough this time.