If you have two old hinges, and they’re just brass plate over steel, and you think, well, they still work as hinges, but then you think, shit, they will take two hours to clean up, and then they will still be worn brass-like hinges, you go to the hardware store and get brand spanking new brass-like hinges for $5.63. yes, my time is free, but these days, I’d rather spend the money and have more time not getting filthy.
Fortysomething cougar in a BMW M7, with a rock the size of a robins egg- big enough to see through the tinted glass, waiting with the car in gear and foot on the brake while she sent the hoodied teenage black kid into the Speedway to buy condoms with a $50.
I guess if you live long enough you see everything.
A real German Chocolate cake in a coons age, so when our cake making friend (Her son went to kindergarten with my daughter) brought over her Kitchenaid stand mixer to be fixed, and I did, for $.66, she asked how she could repay me.
Last night she stopped by with a German Chocolate cake that could have been made by the angels themselves. I am still reeling. I may be able to touch ground again around noon when the buzz wears off, but I have kept a slice for myself in reserve. I could make this last all weekend.
