Early morning driving

In drizzly rain is not good for the blood pressure if crappy drivers piss you off, but if you enjoy rain like I do, it makes for a comforting commute.

recovering

Maybe. Still the occasional hacking cough and my head still feels splodey but it seems to be improving.

Still, as capstick wrote, its always darkest before its pitch black.

The comment formula

For posts where you bitch about something that annoys you.
Where N is the number of comments a given post receives:

S is the number of people who are sympathetic to your situation
W is the number of people who claim you are doing it wrong
A is the number of people who have had it far, far worse than you.
U is the number of people who want to talk about a completely unrelated issue.

So S+W+A+U= N.

For values of S/(W+A+U) greater than 1, your readers are mostly like you, I.E, whiny bitches.
For values of W/(S+A+U) greater than 1, your readers are mostly assholes.
For values of A/(W+S+U) greater than 1, your readers are prepubescent teenagers.
For values of U/(W+S+A) greater than 1, your readers are democrats.

I can stretch this on forever. The math alone could take years and require Ramanujan to resolve. But it seems to fit pretty well.

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