Neanderpundit

it’s like I have glands under my fingernails that secrete filth. Doesn’t seem to be but about a minute from when I scrape the crap out to when they’re dirty again.

I was a nail biter for 30 years, and then one day, I just stopped. I have no idea why nor reason. I still have one thumbnail that is deformed because I’ve hit it with a hammer so many times, and a pinky nail that breaks every time it grows past the end of my finger, but I am boggled by the fact that I can’t seem to keep them clean.

Aftr a week soaking in the waters of Lake Huron, they stay white for about three days, then back to normal again.

I think i need a seven billion dollar government grant to study this phenomenon.

And here is a closedminded, evil, nasty jerk, who can’t be black because he is clearly a white racist.

One used scissors to take the life of who knows how many innocent human beings. The other uses his gifted hands to change the lives of people who would otherwise just die.

Who do you think is the hero?

The left is miscaracterizing the hubub about Kermit as much ado about nothing. “The “Legitimate”press already covered this, it’s a non story”

Watch. And remember.

Eta: also go read Ed Herings collection of info

but here’s some rhyming goodness for today

Eat right, exercise,
everybody thinks that’s wise
and get blown up on a marathon one day.

Snip the spinal cords of infants
everyone but the press is incensed
It’s more critical to be able to marry gay

Sorry to be a downer. Wait, no I’m not.