Neanderpundit

With his new push for Fiscal Responsibility in Illinois, signified by his deeply held theme “Hard is not impossible” pat Quinn gives hope to all the mental defectives and morally bankrupt short bus foam helmet window lickers everywhere: No matter how backwards, ignorant, and moronic you are, if you lick the right assholes and smile as you swallow afterwards, you too can be the governor of the worst run state in modern times.

This shows a lack of comprehension of the problems that illinois faces that can only be described as epic, an unawareness of the stupidity of his own position that can best be described by the term “heroic”, and a cyclopean inability to see anything but the move forward into financial doom. How is it possible for one man to be that ignorant? it isn’t. he has whole TEAMS of morons assisting him, to allow him to develop stupid on that level.

where I buy the journal and the occasional donuthas a box of punchkes on the counter, tuesday. “Oh no!”
I said, “Not already!” “Yep” she says “Does this mean no more donuts for you?”

I thought so for sure, but it’s actually next tuesday. I have several days to engage in gluttony yet.

This lenten season will be a time of a lot of introspection for me. I have a few things I need to set right, and a few things I need to set in order.

though only when can afford to spend the time doing it properly. I still have an old Morris Sculptor Edge, but for convenience i also use a rosallini, and Barber Joe uses a Feather from time to time so I might just get one of those. Here’s a guy who has a pretty good handle on self-shaving. He touches on the most important items: Shave against the grain to get the tightest shave, shave in at least two directions, don’t talk during the tough spots.
There are times when I’m rushed or it’s early (Damn, morning comes early in the winter, donit?) I have come to use safetyu razors, but there are only a few I really like. My personal favorite is the Bic Metal– it has a metal guide rod and a single blade, and it shaves me about as close as i can with a plain blade. Problem is, you can’t buy the damned things anymore- at least not anywhere I shop. So I discovered you could still buy them online and i bought a lifetime supply. Fuckit, when you like something ain’t no sense changing just for changes sake.