Someone had to be the first one to jam a toadstool in his cakehole and say “yeah, that’s pretty good!” or a piece of raw tuna, or a slice of calves brains, or a cup of soup made from duck’s blood.
All of the things you can eat that taste yummy were foreign to someone, once, like tomatoes. Someone has to be the first, and for this reason I’m combining Marmite with other foods to see which ones work well together. I do the hard work so you don’t have to.
BTW Marmite on a nicely rare cheddar cheeseburger is quite lovely, and I’ve been thinking of using it as a sort of a ‘Damp” rub on steaks, a fillet smeared with a dab of marmite and grilled and sprinkled with some blue cheese is a treat for the gods.
Also: Few know, because those chapters of Genesis were removed, that the original Week was twenty six days long, but since the Archangel Michael convinced God to put Monday at the beginning of the week, it sucked nineteen days out of the week and left us with seven.
Seems to be saying (And I am not a lawyer nor do I speak legalese) that you cannot parody the TSA.
So just for the TSA, and while we still can, here’s my new lyrics to “Feels good INC” by Gorillaz.Listen to the music, and sing along the new lyrics below.
“Bad touch Inc.”
Hahahahahahahahaha,
bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch………
You gotta go through us if you wanna fly.
I just want to grope but I don’t know why
So I slap and squeeze and grab everything I see
You wont get out the country, if you don’t pass me
I gotta feel you up if you wanna go.
The terrorists go by cause I just don’t know.
They don’t concern me now cause they’re everywhere.
My fingers just made contact with some pubic hair!.
[Chorus:]
Pervert, pervert TSA.
groping gramma everyday
Little kids or fat hausfrau
Anybody, Anyhow
Love to squeeze your daughter’s ass
And you can’t give me no sass
Pervert pervert TSA
everybody get in line…
Like to grope those mall rats, fat cats,
Jamming our fingers up their nutsacks ,
stick those panties in ass cracks
inappropriate attack.
Shit, I’m feeling up this hot chick here
rub my fingers all in her rear
Watch me as I grab your mom
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna feel her,
This squealer,
With no sound
You’re in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Can’t fight with us
With no sound
You kill the INC.
So bend down, spread it, spread it
if you want to Jet Ahead.
Yo, watch the way I grab your gramma
Hahahahahhaa
Bad touch, AHHHHahahahah [x4]
[Chorus]
Bend down, spread it, spread it
We will stick our flashlights in it
Steady,
Watch me spread your sphincter out,
Ahahahahahhaa.
bend down, spread it, spread it
We will jam it in and break it
Steady, watch me masturbate
Ahahahahahhaa.
Bad touch, AHHHHahahahaha
Bad touch,
Bad touch, AHHHHahahahaha
Bad touch….
