Neanderpundit

Because I won’t shut up.

I got a notification from the Chief Dickwad in my town.

Seems they don’t like where I park my van.

I have a turnaround in my yard, and right next to it, an evergreen tree. Under the evergreen, there’s a spot of no grass. No grass can grow there, of course, because of the thirty years of pine needles accumulated there.

So sometimes, I park the van there. It gives me free use of my whole turnaround, and the van is shaded.

The summons says “NO GRASS PARKING”.

Actually, it is impossible to see how the van is parked, from the street. So they had to tresspass to see.

What this comes down to, is some neighbor is being a cocktard. And this cumguzzling bureaucrat is anxious to harsh my mellow.

So I moved the van. I had this happen once before, I got a citation because I parked my truck in the yard while sealcoating my driveway.

I’ll be waiting for this bitch in hell. I may not be able to do anything to her…. yet. But my day will come.

Oh, by the way, the van has been in that spot for two years.