Monday, April 23rd, 2012
Daily Archive
Daily Archive
They made me scan three times. The happy ending lane was full.
The third time, the tsa guy said “the screener asks if you wouldnt mind not wiggling your dick”
I didnt the third time and went right through. Couldnt resist a little twitch near the end, though.
They confiscated a womans tweezers. They let me keep my 4′ long belt with the 2 lb buckle on the end. Apparently they dont consider it a close quarters weapon. They obviously never met Dad.