Monday, April 23rd, 2012

i am amused.

They made me scan three times. The happy ending lane was full.

The third time, the tsa guy said “the screener asks if you wouldnt mind not wiggling your dick”

I didnt the third time and went right through. Couldnt resist a little twitch near the end, though.

They confiscated a womans tweezers. They let me keep my 4′ long belt with the 2 lb buckle on the end. Apparently they dont consider it a close quarters weapon. They obviously never met Dad.

the Neti pot

Is a weird, weird thing. Effective? Jury still out. But weird.