Farts: Lumpy, or not lumpy? What say ye?
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Definitely not lumpy.
Damn.
Seems to me if they’re lumpy they’re not — ipso facto — farts. At the point they acquire… um… viscosity, they become — well, not exactly turds, but…
M
Dear me, not lumpy please.
I prefer my farts to be of the non-lumpy type. You may have a problem there, Og.
Good Afternoon Og.
I just surfed in from a Nation Of Riflemen. Kim recommends your blog and rightfully so.
My opinion is that a good fart is heard, not seen.
:)
Cheers,
Jim
Welcome, Glen! Hope you stop by often.
Perhaps the term you’re looking for is ‘shart’ (which I think I first read at Garfield Ridge).
I’ve also heard it referred to as “playing ‘Maybe It’s Just A Fart’ and losing.”
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Definitely not lumpy.
Damn.
Seems to me if they’re lumpy they’re not — ipso facto — farts. At the point they acquire… um… viscosity, they become — well, not exactly turds, but…
M
Dear me, not lumpy please.
I prefer my farts to be of the non-lumpy type. You may have a problem there, Og.
Good Afternoon Og.
I just surfed in from a Nation Of Riflemen. Kim recommends your blog and rightfully so.
My opinion is that a good fart is heard, not seen.
:)
Cheers,
Jim
Welcome, Glen! Hope you stop by often.
Perhaps the term you’re looking for is ‘shart’ (which I think I first read at Garfield Ridge).
I’ve also heard it referred to as “playing ‘Maybe It’s Just A Fart’ and losing.”