Neanderpundit

Lining up to take pictures of booth babes (irony intentional) but you just dont see booth babes taking pictures of booth babes.

The Enderpenating.

There are so many operators here i am surprised to retain my appendix. Some of them dwarf me, but i know theyre operators because they have 5.11 gear. And if anyone has a box to open they swing out their tactical knives like theyre on the set of west side story.

a lace ace bandage ladies can use to attach a heater to an arm, a thigh, or wobbly, dangly bits. I have exceeded my maximum yearly requirement of derp at one booth.