Shot Show 2: Electric Boogaloo.
The Enderpenating.
There are so many operators here i am surprised to retain my appendix. Some of them dwarf me, but i know theyre operators because they have 5.11 gear. And if anyone has a box to open they swing out their tactical knives like theyre on the set of west side story.
My fave so far was a dude who was pushing 350-400 pounds riding around on one of the damnable scooters who was wearing a 5.11 fleece. I really appreciated when he sideswiped me and looked at me like I was at fault, then he scooted up to a booth, got off, and started walking around the booth with no problems. I saw a dude with TWO prosthetic legs walking his ass around the show, I think Chubba the Fat should have to do the same. Can’t cover it all because you get tired? Welcome to the goddamn club buddy! I tweaked my knee and groin when I slipped on an icy driveway last week the day before I flew out and by day three that was a real pleasure each morning until I got it stretched out and relaxed but my fat ass covered the show under it’s own power…and I covered it all…probably twice if you totaled it all up!
Yep, i did something to my knee last saturday and it has been a fun week!