Neanderpundit

had to shoo a cow away from my rental this AM. cow moved then peed, splattered all over side of vulva. I rubbed its ears and I swear it grinned. cows know. speaking of cows, how about those sick bastards in cali fucking up those cows? the commercial cows aren’t like that at all.

never see that shit in a red state. fuckers.

I don’t like that the diners in them have all been replaced by mcdonalds’.

rented a volvo S60 to drive across Nebraska. Followed a manure spreader 30 miles. Covered it in green cow shit. Driving like Stig.

More dent corn than I ever saw in my life.