Neanderpundit

Over here, steve is talking about meeting a woman who more or less introduced herself by telling him he needed to change.

This reminded me of a woman I met ages ago who did the same to me- told me I should stay away from meat, altogether, be a vegetarian, or perhaps even a more enlightened vegan.

Here’s my reaction to that. Vegetarians are food. Let’s look at the animals in nature:

Vegan animals:

Elephant.
Cow
Pig
Moose
Deer
Elk

Carnivores:

Lion
Wolf
Fox
Coyote
Tiger
Puma
Panther
Cougar

Me? Wolf. Not a cow. In nature, vegetarians are fat, lumbering, slow. Carnivores are muscled, fast and sleek.

Nuff said.

Last issue on the marlin solved last night. The sucker jammed every time you jacked a shell in, and it dawned on me that the cartridge stop wasn’t anywhere near the cartridge. It was still set for a 30-30 shell, and the short size of the 44 mag shell would allow about one and a half shells in the pre-battery position.

So I glued in a spacer.

And it worked like a charm. I jacked ten rounds through it in quick sucession.

I was so tickled I could have cried. And then the glue broke off and it jammed again. But i know what I have to do, and now I’ll pin the spacer in place. And then it’s off to blue.

This is a small test of your ability to reason. Democrats will be offended so you might want to leave the room.

If you believe Islam is a religion of peace, you a: have not done your homework, or b: are a fool, and should not vote in any election.

If you believe that the Government can help anyone, you are a fool. Period.

If you believe that Bush “Stole” an election- any election, you are patently a fool.

If you believe that any problem can be solved by mediation when either of the parties are intent on killing the other, you are a fool.

If you believe in open borders you are patently a fool.

If you think anyone named “clinton” has any business operating anything more complex than a hot dog stand, you could not be more a fool if you were wearing a floppy hat with bells.

If you believe that we need to “Get out of Iraq” you are patently a fool, and have no business driving a motor vehicle.

If you believe that voting for a candidate because of his/her stand on gun control/abortion, some other single issue is a good idea, you are patently a fool and probably have difficulties walking upright.

If you think that turning up the radio in your car to make it stop making that noise actually “fixes” the car, you are such a fool that you might want to stop reading, the strain on your cerebral cortex from reading ths far might nearly be fatal.

If you think that there are multiple definitions of the word “is” you are patently a fool.

These are just a few ways in which you might be an utter fool. Put others in comments.

What, me? Yeah, I’m a fool. But not for the reasons above.