Neanderpundit

Zed asks the question. Dang!

Knowing that no cartoonist’s personal life is ever completely separated from his cartoons (makes you wonder about Gary Larson, doesn’t it?) I am wondering: Is there something we should know, Chris?

I go afeild for a day and this happens. And I don’t get to blog about it till the evening. Dang, just dang!

“This’ll shut her up”{/Ron White}

think about the woman at the Speedway where you fill up every morning. The one who has the good hair and the bad muffintop. Her pants are so tight she must have to pull up the zipper with a chain hoist. What was she thinking? And the guy who was bitching to the attendant about the price of gas, as if SHE could do anything about it. What was HE thinking? First of all, when you BOUGHT the Escalade, you KNEW it got 8 miles to the gallon; now that the price of gas has more than doubled it’s the ATTENDANT’s fault?

Now think about that pair of socks you bought at Vegas, the ones with the Scooby Doo Christmas theme. THe ones you wore (and nothing else) while you were dancing with that hooker at Ed’s bachelor party. The ones now covered in body glitter, so you don’t dare take them out of your luggage and let them mix with your other clothes? What were you thinking?

Try to leave the garbage of your past week at the curb, and bring back the containers empty tonight to be refilled anew. You know you’re going to do something stupid in the next week, so you’ll need the space.

Brought to you by the Church of God the What Were You Thinking?

Which combination of Friday, Saturday, and Sunday this summer, would people be most interested in?

Excluding holidays like Father’s Day and July 4, these are the available dates:

1:June 9,10,11
2:June 23, 24, 25
3:July 7,8,9
4:July 14.15.16
5:July 21, 22,23
6:July 28,29,30

Please cast your vote in comments. I want to see fifty votes, or I’ll drop the whole thing.