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Ken Martinez, (New Mexico democratic state rep), has introduced a bill, HB126, and NM Governor Bill Richardson, (Dick “cobo” Daley’s choice for US VP) which calls for ignition locks on all cars, which would prevent the driver from driving unless he can blow an alcohol free breath.

Sounds like a good idea. Prevent drunk drivers from driving, right? A reasonable case of punishment fitting the crime.

NO, you didn’t read what I wrote. These two fuckheads (AND the NM House of Representatives, by a 45-22 margin!!!!!) want this on EVERY GODDAMNED CAR IN NEW MEXICO!!!!!! Yes, that’s right. The single mom living in a trailer, working at a diner 11 miles away, has to cough up $1000 cash to put a BREATHALYZER ON HER $75 CHEVY CAVALIER!!

Thankfully to god this thing didn’t make it through the senate, but talk about a man-that was close- moment!!! These bloviating fucknozzles need to have their asses handed to them in the next election, but the unfortunate part is, there are people who think this is a GOOD IDEA!!! Christ on a pogo stick. I was listening to one of the local radio stations yesterday (the don wade and roma show) and Roma was saying “it’s only money. this is a great idea” Nice, Ms Lipshicz. Only money. You cough up a $1000 modification to everyones’ car. Apparently, when you’re making six figures, the $1k seems pretty small. Maybe you shoud sell your fucking sailboat, you ignorant twit, and that $11k Cambria countertop in your kitchen, and give away the cash, and start waitressing and living on the ragged edge of abject poverty, and then tell me how “$1k is not too mch to spend to make sure drivers don’t drive drunk” And this bitch still has a gig, while Garry Meier is waiting for Zemira Jones to sign a contract. Good g-d almighty. OG SMASH! OG SMASH!! OG SMASH!!!!

Having seen all three of these movies, I have a few comments. Well, that was hardly unexpected, was it? Actually, the movies were good. They stuck through to the stories as well as was practical, they gave enough detail to satisfy the middle-earth geek in me, and moved quickly enough to prevent me from having to leave my seat for the bathroom.

Of all the characters in the movie, I guess I must empathise most with Gimli Gloinson. Stocky, tough, good guy to take your back, maybe not the brightest star but posessed of a good moral compass and a tasty axe.
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Now, I am a big guy. I’m not merely fat, I’m strong too, and I love to eat. I love to eat good food, I haven’t become what I am because of cheeseburgers alone. Now, I try, I really do, to avoid the cornucopia of chow laid out before me at work nearly every day; sometimes, liike today, it is difficult as hell.

Today someone brought in three dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. Featured prominently in the collection were Chocolate cream filled oreo cookie frosted donuts. And for lunch, tons and tons of pizza. And although I went so far as to take one of the donuts back to my cube with me, and stare at it for a long while while I drank my sugarless coffee, I did not eat it. At the end of the day I breathed a huge sigh of releif, drove home to find thwt the Wife had discovered Krispy Kreme Chocolate Cream Filled Oreo Frosted Donuts! Aren’t they neat?

I thought I was going to blow all my gaskets at once. I feared I’d have an embolisim there on the spot. As it was, I ate my dry chicken breast and came here to relate the story. Maybe if I get it out of my system here I’ll avoid strangling the next person to bring in a fourteen pound coffee cake.

Sheesh.