Neanderpundit

that when I arrive at my “Reward’ so to speak, they will hand me a toolbox.

When I open the toolbox, if it’s well stocked and neatly organized, I will have landed in one spot. if it contains a hammer, a prydriver, and a roll of duct tape, I will have arrived in another. And if it’s the latter it will already be something I’m used to.

Dr Og’s Nose and Ear hair reduction clinic.

I need some shyster MD to come administer Propofol while I use a pair of needlenose to grab nose and ear hairs and yank them out by the roots. Shit, maybe I’ll even use an epilady.

Damn, I see guys getting nose hair waxed now.

I hold, in my grubby hands, a box of 20 rounds of ammo that cost more than my first car.