Neanderpundit

One of my favorite “Small” music groups, the Asylum Street Spankers, are quitting.

They’re doing the “Spanks for everything” farewewll tour, and though I’ve never seen them in personl, I may try to see them in Chicago this february.

What brought me to the Spankers first, was the Scrotum song. Eventually I stumbled on other gems, like Jenny linked to in an earlier post, leafblower

My favorite, of course, is Christina Mars singing “Tain’t nobodys business“, which is a good beer swilling eye wiping broke breaking up with your significant other song.

They’re political morons, of course, you can’t expect entertainers to have any idea how the world works outside dopesmoking and playing music in bars, but you have to get past that and just enjoy the music. But don’t wait long, they won’t be around long.

someone is using a dumpster like a drum, apparently smacking it with a hammer. It makes the most annoying sound. I wish they would die, die die. I want to go back to sleep and get a little nap in before I have to go have another year of joy drained from my soul.

My dr suggests that I might want to set aside sometime soon to have a louisville slugger jammed up my keister. colonoscopy. Partner suggests that if i can combine this procedure with acupuncture and a strong light, I could be a planetarium.

Why do they call it a planetarium when it predominantly displays stars?

Damned dumpster hammering idiot. LET ME SLEEP, YOU FUCK!!!

post gunshow, post pie, we stood in the undisclosed location contemplating a pink hair roller coated with tufts of fuzz, which in the dim light looked almost green.

The promise of huffing toluene hung in the air like holly. My mind took me to a place where a woman with curlers geometrically arranged in her hair was surrounded by a circle of oompalloompas on stilts, doing unspeakable things to the hollow pink curlers, while singing and flailing their arms in a Busby-Berkeley inspired kaleidoscope of naked orange midgets with green hair and green fuzzy pubes, calling up the mayo in unison as they sang.

And then this morning I got this in email.
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