Neanderpundit

Sarah Palin’s Grandchild-To-Be is the Kwisatz Haderach. Even in the womb, he can already sense the people whose life he will snuff out.

Sarah Palin knew that her unborn child had Downs syndrome, and could have used her powers to squeeze out the extra chromosome, but chose not to, because merely being governor and running as VP would not have been challenging enough.

Mc Cain was going to pick Joe Lieberman for Veep and Sarah Palin, a continent away in Alaska, simply made a loose fist, and closed it slowly, saying “Your lack of faith in the force is disturbing” and crushed mcCain’s testicles from 4,000 miles away with her mind. And then she flew to Middletown. The private jet was just following her, watching her six. And as she arrived in Ohio her hair was perfect.