Factlet of the day:
Mc Cain was going to pick Joe Lieberman for Veep and Sarah Palin, a continent away in Alaska, simply made a loose fist, and closed it slowly, saying “Your lack of faith in the force is disturbing” and crushed mcCain’s testicles from 4,000 miles away with her mind. And then she flew to Middletown. The private jet was just following her, watching her six. And as she arrived in Ohio her hair was perfect.
Did you know the DS baby isn’t hers!!!11!1 OMG!!!11!
I’m dying of laughter from all of the bullshit conspiracy theories coming out.
From Townhall: Little known fact: Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
She’ll be telling the Dems at the polling booth: “These are not the candidroids you seek.”
Old Jedi mind trick and all, you see.
And as she arrived in Ohio her hair was perfect.
Warren Zevon fan, Og?
She’ll say mildly to Obama, “You don’t want to be President. You want to go home and rethink your life.”
Middletown, OH was where my mom was born and raised (and earned her RN at Miami Valley Ohio Hospital).
As if I needed any more reason to love this VP candidate!